Anatomy for kids with Hannibal the Cannibal How to mess your friends’ little brains forever – An Introduction to psychoanalysis for kids. The monsters under your bed. Playtime with power tools. You too can fly! How to manipulate parents. No more lemonade — How to make money without your parents knowing. Selling organs you don’t…
A question of label
I was raised sort-of passive Catholic. At 10 years old, I became a Non-believer. 10 years later, I thought of myself as an Agnostic. Another 20…
Bad product ideas
Mint-flavored drainage rocks Semi-automatic fast-loading double rifle baby food dispenser 50″ laptop Inflatable bear-trap Human-flavored shark bait Edible rocket launcher Gerbil-powered plane Tethered long-distance drones…
Illegal
Statutory Alien Probing Failure to Report Yeti Sighting Non-consensual Paranormal Intercourse Unlawful Ghost Impersonation Unicorn Meat Trafficking Driving UFO Under the Influence Resisting Alien Abduction…
How to become a hero in the sack
Find a cool nickname Create a catchphrase Wear a costume Refer to yourself in the third person Increase your body vibration Announce the name of…
Bad sporting goods ideas
Green camouflage golf balls White toboggans 50kg soccer balls Transparent hockey pucks 5mm Micro-basketball Hockey skating stilts Wool swimsuit Retractable vaulting pole Styrofoam throwing disc…
NOT the same thing
Miracles and magic are NOT the same thing The resurrected Jesus was NOT a zombie Speaking to God is NOT the same thing as hearing…
Top12 Public Speaking Tips
Make sure you speak in a very soft voice — whisper even; people will pay more attention. Distract the audience with loud noises or pretend…
Great New Summer Camps
Hey kids! Tired of lame old camps where you play soccer, sing songs and roast marshmallows? Welcome to our new summer camps: Camp Funny Faces…
Ridiculously Optimistic
You say a hurricane is coming like it’s a bad thing! I make the Pawn Shop happy with the 47% interest I pay. Having that…
Greatest Protests
Instead of asking for higher wages, more vacation time and retroactive whatnots, we should demand more important things on picket lines: “Abolish sleep!” Without sleep,…
Digital to Physical
Our lives are spent in 2 different worlds: the physical and the digital world. There are already many ways to merge the 2 worlds, but…
New Metal Christmas Album
Candy Cane Shrapnel Red Blood on White Snow I saw Santa Eviscerate an Elf Jingle Hell Eggnog & Whiskey The Gift Was Breathing… Reindeer Carnage…
The Christian Afterlife
Finding ways to cope with the loss of someone you love is a self-preservation mechanism. You can never blame someone who lost their children or…
Mental Games I Play
Selective Awareness When walking outside, I sometimes focus mostly on all the sounds around me and try to differentiate them all, building a 3D auditory…
Where do you draw the line?
If you are Christian, you have to believe in magic, as the Bible is filled with it. If you believe in New Age therapies, you…
New TV shows
Reno & Run! Interior designers and painters break into houses when people are sleeping to repaint and decorate their kitchens, bathrooms or even bedrooms. They…
Studying the Biblical Arguments
What does the study of the Bible, the existence of God and the creationists (or intelligent design) arguments entail? History, based on evidence of archeology…
Mythical Fine Dining
Medusa Kebab Plate Comment: the potatoes were rock hard. Kraken Steak Comment: Good, but you really have to go through hoops to get that meal….
Overheard from the Bedroom
Wait, who’s that? I told you it wouldn’t fit in there! Did you keep the instructions? Are you sure it’s dead? Will the owner look…
Great Unfeasible Idea 1
Concept: Matter is mostly empty space so a solid surface is only an illusion. The atoms themselves are mostly empty space as the particles are…
Can of Whoop-Ass
Where do you buy it? Is there a maximum number of can one can possess without being illegal? Can you store it at room temperature…
Invisible?
What do you mean when you think is something or someone being invisible? True invisibility means to not be detectable by visible light, infrared, ultraviolet,…
Starting from scratch
Did you ever imagine how you would manage to create something large or complex from scratch? Starting your own bank You’d have to rent at…
Bad Cross-Promotions
Baby Muppet Executive Briefcases African-style Elvis Collectible Plates Salvador Dali Pasta John Wayne Gacy clown outfit Barbie Pregnancy test Fisher-Price Anthrax Pokémon Personal Land Mine…
I know nothing
I know nothing about people whose life is not mentioned in books, while I only have superficial knowledge of people whose life has been recorded…
Mythology or Scripture?
After talking to Christians and being immersed in Christian-based culture for years, I’m always surprised by how different the popular Christian view is from their…
Protecting the message
There are a lot of people who believe the Bible is at least the inspired word of God — others believe it’s the actual word…
Can but won’t
Your 7 kids are playing in the living room. Your oldest is bullying everybody. The second oldest is sexually abusing the 3 youngest right in…
Theogeography
Theogeography is the emerging science of analyzing the distribution of factors such as natural disasters, socio-economic status, IQ, award recipients, divorce rate, crime rate, longevity,…
What’s wrong with 72 virgins?
It is a widespread notion that the Muslim reward for violent death is 72 virgins. This sounds good if it’s your thing, but is based…
10 Bad Things about Zombies
It is pretty clear by now that zombies have an overall lack of decorum and good manners: Not the most polite A simple “thank you”…
Exciting New Sports
Micro-marathon A 23-foot race for people with no endurance Wide Jump With both feet together, the athlete who jumps the further sideways wins. Sliding Pole…
Those darn bots
As our lives are becoming more and more virtual, bots will become increasingly disruptive. I’m not talking about the humanoid robots we see in movies…
10 ways to have fun at meetings, Part 3
If you’re a big burly man, make sure your yellow thong is visible above your belt. Show everyone around the table how you can fit…
Benefits of befriending a ghost
Ghosts, with all their limitations, can still be invaluable friends. By being able to go through walls, disappearing on command, being invisible and floating in…
Fun Things to Tell People at Parties
“I won’t drink blood tonight.” “Man, I’m way too drunk to fight naked!” “I’m going to clone my favorite flea.” “I’m a strip-o-clown enthusiast.” “I’m…
Coming next fall to Food TV
Coming next fall to Food TV is a brand new and exciting show: Chemical Food War In this cooking competition, 5 chefs compete by creating…
5 Fun Games for Kids
Play “Punch Buggy” in the parking lot of the Volkswagen factory. Play Hide & Seek in New York’s sewer system. Sort a colony of fire…
Which is worst?
I ask you to think hard about those questions. Which one is worse and why? Taking your steak rare in a restaurant. OR Taking a…
Weather Reports from our Solar System
From Mercury: “Today, arrrgghh it burnnnnnnns! Back to you Ken!” From the dark side of the moon: “Today, and for the rest of the year,…
The relevance of tools in a Christian world
Jesus tells: “And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive.” without terms, conditions or any limitations” (Matthew 21:21-22). Since Jesus is God,…
Coming next fall to Food TV
Coming next fall to Food TV is a brand new and exciting show: Chemical Food War In this cooking competition, 5 chefs compete by creating…
5 Fun Games for Kids
Play “Punch Buggy” in the parking lot of the Volkswagen factory. Play Hide & Seek in New York’s sewer system. Sort a colony of fire…
Which is worst?
I ask you to think hard about those questions. Which one is worse and why? Taking your steak rare in a restaurant. OR Taking a…
Weather Reports from our Solar System
From Mercury: “Today, arrrgghh it burnnnnnnns! Back to you Ken!” From the dark side of the moon: “Today, and for the rest of the year,…
Things you don’t want to hear from your commanding officer in a war.
Backups will soon arrive… as long as the injured blind pigeon delivers our help message. Don’t worry about being out of ammo. You all know…
The relevance of tools in a Christian world
Jesus tells: And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive. without terms, conditions or any limitations (Matthew 21:21-22). Since Jesus is God, we…
Quiet satisfaction
Quiet satisfaction is about things you don’t brag about; about achievements you will not get a trophy or a promotion for. Quiet satisfaction is the…
Intricacies of the Intercessory Prayer
Since most Christians must be praying for general health, wealth and happiness of themselves and the world around them, we have to find out why…
Intricacies of the Intercessory Prayer, part 2
Since most Christians must be praying for general health, wealth and happiness of themselves and the world around them, we have to find out why…
The Magical Night of Christmas
A noise woke me up in the middle of the Christmas night. I went downstairs very quietly, grabbing my baseball bat on the way. What…
You’re such an angel!
What image comes to mind when you think of an angel? You probably think of a benevolent winged pure being that is there to help…
How good is your memory?
Would you be able to repeat to me, word for word, a conversation you had yesterday? What about a conversation you had 4 months ago?…
Pitfalls to avoid when becoming a Psychopathic Killer
Eat before stalking your victims. A grumbly stomach can really mess up an good ambush. Watch what you eat before hiding in a house. Burping…
GPS Rejected Personnas
The Mumbler You just can’t understand a word of what it says. “Turn right on 5th Avenue” sounds more like “tumveon fifvenu”. The Distracted Sometimes…
America’s Worst Cook – Extreme Edition
In this new TV cooking competition, amateurs contestants use unfamiliar and foreign ingredients to create magnificently awful dishes. Points are awarded on the effect their…
America’s Worst Cook Extreme Edition
In this new TV cooking competition, amateurs contestants use unfamiliar and foreign ingredients to create magnificently awful dishes. Points are awarded on the effect their…
What to do if you step into a horror movie?
Be sure to have a keyless remote for your car. As the killer chases you in a parking lot, you won’t loose precious seconds fumbling…
Dirty Books?
The Brown Side of the Moon Geology of the Lunar Deposits Towering Erections Modern Architecture in Dubai Milk Jugs Galore 2011 Annual Report of the…
I do not believe…
I do not believe in magic, which includes: all religions, all divination techniques (astrology, psychics, tarot cards, palml reading, tea leaves, horoscope, etc), all pseudo-sciences (homeopathy,…
The 10 Commandments
We all know about the 10 Commandments, but what are their implications? How should they govern our lives? The 10 Commandments were apparently given to…
How does prayer work?
In Matthew 21:21-22, Jesus tells “And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive.” without terms, conditions or any limitations”. I assume he…
10 things to break the mood in bed
Speak like Yoda or Scooby Doo. “You’re so sexy. You look like your mom!” Make your grocery list out loud. “I think I saw a…
5 Great battles you never heard of
1612 China: First and only battle using paper armour. Started great with this lightweight and easy to repair armour. Unfortunately, a heavy rain started……
God spoke to me…
When people say that God spoke to them, or that they were called by God to do something, what do they mean exactly? How did…
God spoke to me…
When people say that God spoke to them, or that they were called by God to do something, what do they mean exactly? How did…
The Zen Channel
This new TV channel will be a nice complement to your meditation. Tired of confusing, fast-moving, action-packed shows? Come relax at the Zen Channel. Here…
3 Great Poor Man’s Pools
The Nascar Pond Get a truckload of used tires from the dump. Get a few used tarps. Use duck take to stitch them together. Pile…
3 Great Poor Man’s Pools
The Nascar Pond Get a truckload of used tires from the dump. Get a few used tarps. Use duck take to stitch them together. Pile…
What I’ve learn so far about religions
People have a need for the extraordinary (which includes magic and the supernatural). People have a need for explanations (no matter how far fetched or…
Gettin’ freaky with the Cryptids & their friends
Get oral from a vampire Chain yourself to a werewolf during full moon, covered in BBQ sauce Give BigFoot a Brazilian waxing Take a mermaid…
Gettin’ freaky with the Cryptids & their friends
Get oral from a vampire Chain yourself to a werewolf during full moon, covered in BBQ sauce Give BigFoot a Brazilian waxing Take a mermaid…
10 ways to have fun at meetings Part 2
Wear special pants with a vinyl liner full of Jell-O. Look at your colleagues faces when you move. Practice Tourette ventriloquism when a colleague is…
7 things you don’t want to hear from your doctor
Dr. Martin, if you can’t watch basketball and do your double-bypass surgery, I’ll have to turn off the game. It seems Dr. Martin forgot his…
7 things you don’t want to hear from your doctor
Dr. Martin, if you can’t watch basketball and do your double-bypass surgery, I’ll have to turn off the game. It seems Dr. Martin forgot his…
What would it take?
If you believe in God, what would it take for you stop believing? What would you need to learn or to see to make you…
What’s your legacy?
What kind of impact will your existence have on the history of mankind? Will you bring anything new or better to this planet in your…
What’s your legacy?
What kind of impact will your existence have on the history of mankind? Will you bring anything new or better to this planet in your…
How to conquer the world in 6 easy steps
This is my 200th post since I started this blog, about 4 years ago! Yeah! As you can imagine, there are several ways to conquer…
Does it bother you?
If you’re Christian, does it bother you that according to the actual word of God: You must stone your kids if they don’t listen to…
Expensive Premium Food
Diet Water Boneless spaghetti Vegetal carrots Frozen Ice cream Pork bacon Vegetarian crackers Low fat cucumbers Natural eggs
Mixed messages
God is energy God is love God is everywhere God is invisible God has unlimited superpowers God is 3 people in 1, including a father…
Lesser-know medical conditions
Triviality Exhibitionism Condition in which person has a urgent need to share every mundane detail of his or her life with the entire world via…
How to throw a great pillow fight
Here are a few pointers to maximize your pillow fight experience: Filling First off, let’s be clear: no bricks, stones or broken glass in the…
Rejected CareBears Competition
SweatyBear Squeeze him and see the rancid sweat coming out of him! Your kids will love him! SmellyBear This one-of-a kind night cuddler alternates between…
Top 10 signs you shouldn’t be dating that person
She’s physically abused by her imaginary friends. Both her parents are mentally-unstable proctologists. He’s a cult leader and lives in a armed desert compound. His…
Top 10 signs you shouldn’t be dating that person
She’s physically abused by her imaginary friends. Both her parents are mentally-unstable proctologists. He’s a cult leader and lives in a armed desert compound. His…
New Exciting Restaurants!
Nuts & Bolts As the names suggests, the menu consist entirely of an assortment of nuts and bolts. Customers can choose between the finest cashews,…
Am I spiritual?
I don’t believe in the supernatural. I don’t believe in any gods or any other magical creatures. I don’t believe in aura, chakras, rebirthing or…
The perfect Food fight
Here are a few pointers to maximize your food fight experience: State Avoid frozen items: a frozen turkey will hurt, but even frozen beef patties…
Things you don’t want to hear
“By the way, you’re adopted. Have a great month at camp sweetie!” “You didn’t just drink the warm toilet cleaner I put in your coffee…
Things you don’t want to hear
“By the way, you’re adopted. Have a great month at camp sweetie!” “You didn’t just drink the warm toilet cleaner I put in your coffee…
Questionable Logic
I am horny, therefore my wife doesn’t have a headache. I am hungry, therefore there is food in the fridge. I have a coat, therefore…
How to create a new alternative therapy
Pick a vague, unquantifiable state that everybody experiences once in a while, like a lack of energy or a higher level of stress. You can…
Not a good sign
Your date finds your intestinal parasite much more charming than you. Your parents like your imaginary friend better than they like you. Your boss has…
Things NOT to think about in sports
Swimming “I can really drown if I swallow water a couple of times!” Boxing “Look at the size of that guy! This is going to…
Justified Superstition
Our ancestors were very supersticious. They lived in an age before science, before electricity, and before printed books. For them: The night was very dark…
Minor Superheroes, Part 3
Porky Pork Has the power to smell like bacon. Dr. Metamorpho Can shrink his head by up to 1%. Semi-Invisible Man He is totally invisible,…
Who I am
I am a carbon-based lifeform living on a small blue planet with a solid surface, orbited by one moon, in a small solar system somewhere…